I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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