Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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