Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it glows. i had to have it.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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