Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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