I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I love you. Go after that dick
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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