I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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