i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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