Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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