So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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