Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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