Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Randomize
