how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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