like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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