Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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