the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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