My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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