So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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