...so i touched it.
the condom got lost in my hair
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
