I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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