...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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