They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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