Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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