Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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