I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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