One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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