It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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