just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
