Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I smell stomach acid.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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