Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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