drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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