it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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