its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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