I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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