Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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