3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The Olympian is in my bed
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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