well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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