in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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