do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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