Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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