You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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