there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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