That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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