Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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