This is not my ceiling
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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