please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
