So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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