His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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