break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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