We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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