why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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