What a fucking waste of an outfit
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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