I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
