Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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